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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:44
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
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Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
So they tried
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Minds and Behinds
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What is the best technique for inserting a tampon into one’s anus?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Unde non omnis quia ut et magni ea.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.